Stranger Than Fiction

griffinclawpuff:

riverforasoulreason:
“TAG YOUR GORE/POMEGRANATES ASSHOLE”

GREATEST SENTENCE EVER.
idiots. idiots everywhere.

(Source: politicalsexparty, via thestrugglebusis-real)

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8 minutes ago

justlittleneckbeardthings:

m'lady… pardon me if I am being too forward… but can I possibly interest you in…

(Source: justneckbeardthings, via thestrugglebusis-real)

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2 hours ago

tastefullyoffensive:

by Karina Karek

(Source: yrbff)

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3 hours ago

“People aren’t always what you want them to be. Sometimes they disappoint you or let you down, but you have to give them a chance first. You can’t just meet someone and expect them to be everything you’re looking for and then be angry when they’re not every hope and aspiration you projected onto them. It’s foolish to believe that someone will be what you imagine them to be. And sometimes, when you give them a chance, they turn out to be better than you imagined. Different, but better.”

— Chloe Rattray (via thelostwonderingwanderer)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via thelostwonderingwanderer)

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5 hours ago

(Source: static.weddingchicks.com, via loveforweddings)

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7 hours ago

working in the drive-thru
me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?
woman: uh... it's for a boy.
me: okay congratulations 
me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy
woman: i want a boy toy please 
me: haha dont we all 
woman: 
me: 
me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose

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9 hours ago

as-thin-as-fuck:

untexting:
Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”
how do you make them last for more than 4 hours?

(via starwarsisgay)

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11 hours ago